That's one way to lose these walking blues.

• 2009-11-22

  

  …want.

• 2009-11-08

  

  This is painfully adorable.

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  - unphotoshopped Bill the Butcher costume (Gangs of…
  
  

  Well done, sir. Well done indeed.

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  If I’m dumb as fuck, you dumb as fuck.

  — Pre-teens walking by my house, arguing about a cellphone that didn’t activate.

• 2009-11-01

  Dear privileged white male who bought a Publix sub, and upon exiting to the parking lot looked around, then threw your receipt on the ground, as if the very thought of holding onto a receipt for that long and disposing of it in some appropriate way is odious to you,

  Eat a dick, and (preferably, I might add), die.

• 2009-10-23

  

  This fellow might have a third eye, and he might be Shiva. (mugshotsgainesville.com)

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  Let’s talk about how much I want this skeleton costume.

  (From Amanda Palmer’s Leeds United video.)

• 2009-10-22

  OMFG PIZZA PORN I WANT TO EAT THIS SHAMELESSLY

• 2009-10-18

  

  That’s one helluva sweet Shel Silverstein tattoo.

• 2009-10-15

  

  Everyone feels like this when their bike is stolen.