That's one way to lose these walking blues.

Nov 08

This is painfully adorable.

This is painfully adorable.

- unphotoshopped Bill the Butcher costume (Gangs of…
Well done, sir. Well done indeed.

- unphotoshopped Bill the Butcher costume (Gangs of…

Well done, sir. Well done indeed.

“If I’m dumb as fuck, you dumb as fuck.” — Pre-teens walking by my house, arguing about a cellphone that didn’t activate.

Nov 01

Dear privileged white male who bought a Publix sub, and upon exiting to the parking lot looked around, then threw your receipt on the ground, as if the very thought of holding onto a receipt for that long and disposing of it in some appropriate way is odious to you,

Eat a dick, and (preferably, I might add), die.

Oct 23

This fellow might have a third eye, and he might be Shiva. (mugshotsgainesville.com)

This fellow might have a third eye, and he might be Shiva. (mugshotsgainesville.com)

Let’s talk about how much I want this skeleton costume.
(From Amanda Palmer’s Leeds United video.)

Let’s talk about how much I want this skeleton costume.

(From Amanda Palmer’s Leeds United video.)

Oct 22

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Oct 18

That’s one helluva sweet Shel Silverstein tattoo.

That’s one helluva sweet Shel Silverstein tattoo.

Oct 15

Everyone feels like this when their bike is stolen.

Everyone feels like this when their bike is stolen.

Sep 26

Tea Mug Cozy by KnitStorm by KnitStorm on Etsy

Tea Mug Cozy by KnitStorm by KnitStorm on Etsy